Daily Blog – John E. Johnson, Jr. – March 30, 2008: WEDDING OF THE CENTURY?

At the grocery store yesterday, I was amused to see the headlines on one of the tabloid magazines, something to the effect that the marriage of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be the “Wedding of the Century”.

Well,┬álet’s see. What does that mean?

Maybe its effect on the world?

Will it cause a drop in the price of oil?

Will it stop the genocide in Darfur?

Will it produce a cure for cancer?

Well, what then?

Ah, it will be a gold mine for photographers and writers in grocery store tabloids.

I would really like to know the average IQ of people who give a s*** about the marriage of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

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